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An intense, overwhelming desire to consume a Krispy Kreme doughnut, glazed, filled or otherwise
Dan: 'I could kill for a doughnut right now'
Jack: 'Omg me too, I have such a Krispy Kreme Kraving'
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A sexual finishing move: during sloppy anal with a fatty, right before climax, pulling out your 'chocolate-covered' penis and shooting your load into the girl's face.
"Last night I gave that bitch a kreme filled fudgie! Fired off a warning shot, one across the bow"
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When a male ejaculates in a female's face creating a glaze like a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
I was beatin' down this chick, pulled out, and straight Krispy Kremed her face.
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Guy 1: You see that girl across the room?
Guy 2: Man she be a krispy kreme donut.
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A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.
Joanna- "I'm so fat"
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
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Derived from the greek words: Krispy: so clean and flossy. Kreme: lookin' like they have lots of dough. And Gangsta: keepin it real.
someone who keeps it so Krispy, they never wear the same clothes twice. Not only do they keep it real gangsta, but they look real smooth doing it.
I met that dude Joenutz last night, he crossed me as being a Krispy Kreme Gangsta
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Going to the Kreme Delight in Athens, AL and recieving Kreme Delights from multiple people. A Kreme Delight is being covered in cum.
Jennifer recieved an Athenian Kreme Delight from Will, Clay, Brad, and Will.
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