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hot dog holder, sausage wallet
That krispy kreme is glazed with baby gravy!
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The crash that occurs shortly after consuming too many krispy kreme donuts
I just had a half dozen krispy kreme donuts, and I am having a massive krispy krash
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flamed out (extreme); due to rampant over-expansion, abrupt and total collapse of a business or fad; from flying high in an over-hyped and ubiquitous presence to sudden and permanent obscurity
Netflix will get krispy kremed if they don't put something decent on instant view, like, yesterday.
Palin got the kripsy kreming she deserved!
If only they had made decent coffee, maybe they wouldn't have gotten krispy kremed.
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The act of a man that has a wiener disease fucking the shit out of a bitch an make her vagina burn making it a Krispy chicken.
man i fuck that bitch so hard i made her sit a krispy chicken.
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Anorexic girls--when you fuck them, you hear the snap, crackle, pop of their malnourished bones breaking.
J: How was it last night with the rice krispie?
B: It was a good time, mate. She's in the hospital now recovering.
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Another word for sweet sweet love juice.
Wife: Must.....have.....krispy kreme!!!
Husband: Ok.
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When having sexual intercourse with a woman, before ejaculation, pull out your penis and tell the woman to make an "O" face. Then proceed to ejaculate around the edges of her open mouth in a circular motion inspired by the shape of a doughnut. When completed, yell out "HOT AND NOW BITCH".
She was hungry, so I gave her a Krispy Kreme.
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