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An often misinterpreted Chinese word group that means, "To expend energy." Kung Fu is not a martial art, but rather a philosophy. It is a method by which to perform a task.
Kung Fu is kinda like the 70's version of Fung Sheu.
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A fighting style specially deveoped by Jews. Is used to combat people telling jew jokes, seen participatin in "Ignore A Jew Day"(on wednsdays), or just fun for random people.
It involves letting out some kind of jew cry while throwing spare change at the offender like throwing stars. While they are ditracted you lay down a whoopin' with your money packed wallet/purse untill they are unconscious(One hit should do the trick),then publicly humiliate them in anyway you see fit
"That punk was getting on my nerves, I kung jewed his ass so bad he didn't know what hit him."
"Dude that man insulted my beard, i'm gonna go kung jew the shit out of him!"
Jew 1: "Dude you totally kung jewed that kid's ass on the playground!"
Jew 2: "I know!"
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1. The art of fixing cars invented by Cedric of At The Drive-In.
2. Asian food.
Cedric has a freakin' black belt in Kung Pao, but not Tai-Bo.
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While you are receiving a blowjob, she pukes and you nut at the same time. So the vomit is a mixture between her stomach contents and your boy batter.
Did she choke on your cock?
Fuck yeah. I got a kung pao ending.
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n. Slang for cocaine, chewch or nose whiskey...
1. Every Friday I pick up an order of Kung Pao chicken to start the weekend off right. 2. Kung Pao, it's what's for dinner. 3. Bawk-bawk chicken Kung Pao!
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Kung Fu is a game in which two or more people must play. The game is played by slapping each other on the hand. You can only make one move per turn. Once an attempt at slapping the other person's hand is made, you must keep your body in that position until your next turn. This game has also been called Ninja, but Kung Fu is its official name.
Person 1: "Hey, who wants to play Ninja?"
Person 2: "Screw you. It's called Kung Fu. Get it right."
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The then newly emerging urban flavours of the 70s that defined Black and Asian America. Everything from Bruce Lee to Jimi.
See Lucius over there? (Lucius is an African American practitioner of the Eastern martial arts who sports an afro and aviators. He also plays killer guitar.) Lucius is the epitome of kung funk.
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