In Alexandria Louisiana, the people in the cemetery are the luck ones.
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When you are doing a girl doggy style with a cheese wheel between her knees like a steamboat. Then you pour tobassco sauce in a live gator's eyes and mouth so that its pissed off and chasing you around, all the while you are force feeding the girl oysters, wearing Mardi Gras beads and the cheese wheel is moving like the wheel of a river boat.
Oh man, I was so wasted last night that I ran a Louisiana Steamboat on this girl.
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A sexual act which takes place in a swamp, where a really fat guy wearing a baseball cap ass-rapes a scene boy and force-feeds him gummy bears through his eye sockets.
Old fat guy: "See that kid over there? I gave him a Louisiana Gummybear, if you get what I'm saying..." *wink wink*
Scene kid: "booty"
When your boy has a threesome with a lesbian couple, and asks you to smell his dick to smell the mung of two women
Hey Jerry, come get a Louisiana Whiff of this dick and take a gander of whose mung it is
The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.
Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!
Home of the “Rent Collector” Aka “Daddy Don”. More opossums n coons than people. It’s Basically southern Arkansas.
Early cousin fuckers that were deported from Arkansas founded Farmerville Louisiana
Lighting a womens pubic hair on fire than putting it out with your cum.
I found my lighter than gave her a louisiana firefighter