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Instructions for a rare Lachie:
He is very dangerous and will fight you for supremacy so make sure to feed him
He will definitely kill you straight up
If you hear the cock of a gun, run.
My Lachie killed someone today.
Lachie is the most awesomeetst guy you will ever meet. He has a heart of black. If you are lucky enough to know one or even date one don't - trust me you will regret it if you do. If you love Lachie he will love you back (trust me I dont). He is the goofiest, sneakiest, most snarky man on planet earth. KisSS HIM! If you really love him make the first move before another boy does. He is a boy magnet and everyone loves him. He is a popular boy who everyone loves both as a best friend and a boyfriend. Don't be afraid to be his friend. I was Lachies friend for 15 years before we started kissing, just make sure you dont get stuck in the friend zone. (Men) We were friends an now we're in love. (he and i make child a lot)
Me: Look a lachie
You:wher
Me: There!1
You: :0
Me: *sweatss*
You: *shits*
Lachie: *falls over from all the men*
Everyone: *cryinrg*
Lachie is a humorous guy who gets all the girls. Everyone knows who he is and one of the most popular kids in school. He is cute and the best guy to have so make sure you have one.
Person 1: Who's that person?
Person 2: Oh that's Lachie!
Person 3: He's so cool!
Person 1: ikr
An absolute sick lad, condescending kid. good footy but only plays wing,