Moose Lamb

A person or persons, who is, or are, a follower of the religion of Islam.

The President of the United States of America is banning all Moose Lambs from trying to enter the country illegally...

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The Lamb Sauce

The quest for the lamb sauce is the reason that Gorden Ramsey has not jumped off a building yet.

Where’s the lamb sauce???

lamb job

Pleasuring yourself using a Lambchop hand puppet and mint jelly as lube.

Dude, thanks for inviting me over for dinner on Sunday. Your mom is a great cook and gives excellent lamb jobs.

handjob masturbate spank the monkey flog the dolphin jerk off

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the lamb sauce

A ingredient only known to the cooking god Gordan Ramsay, it is used to glaze a dish so said dish does not burn in the skillet it is been cooking in.

Chef: burns a dish in a dry burnt pan
Gordan: WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE!
Chef: "loud mumbling"
Gordan:WHERE is the lamb SAuuCE!

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Lamb Venom

A mysterious individual having cat-like reflexes, Ninja-like Ramboing abilities, elite DJing skills and an intelligence similar to Da Vinci's.

Oh my gosh, witnessing the mad skills of Lamb Venom has left me feeling mind raped. I need to sleep for a few days..

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Lamb Talk

When you are talking to ur main hoes beside ur lambos

Yesterday I was lamb talking

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lamb down

To bring something down to the lowest common denominator, to make it as utterly stupid and inane as possible.

Have you seen Newsnight recently? It's been completely lambed down - they only discuss celebrity gossip and Paxman plays a 'Shabba' clip throughout all the reports! (lamb down)

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