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The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.
Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.
When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head
Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.
Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!
A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.
Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?
Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.
(n) A woman who has a rocking body, but is only seen as an object
Damnn... I just blew this lampshade's back out last night after the BlackHat event.
The thing your dad put on his head at his high school parties.
"Somebody give me the lampshade."
A mentally retarded female who attends a party.
Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...