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The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.
Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.
A love/life therapist who helps distressed people, mostly families, for 8 weeks.
"If you need love consuling, I recommend Mr. Lancaster. He restored my love life and family"
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."
The cheap street maccies in lanny - honestly best place to hang out until you get chucked out (although if you aren't there in a big group it'd dead asf and you'll probably leave in fear of getting clarted ) Ripley, LRGS and LGGS especially enjoy the scatty tables as for the grammar kids especially it's the inky place to meet people of the opposite gender. So many druggies outside tho.
Lancaster mcdonalds: the best place in town
Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds
Yeah wbu
Yeah
Nice
I think I like you , you want fries
Yeah lad
Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.
Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County
The house with the hottest boys . Know as the house with all the fit lads.
Your going on a walk with a Lancaster house boy?
Lucky lad
When you hang a dog with your prolapsed anus in front of it's family whilst elegantly buttfucking it.
Yeah Dave got super pissed at his ex and her family so he gave 'em what-for with the ol' lancaster lasso.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.
A city in Northern England full of nosy parkers who can't seem to mind their own business. Examples include getting accosted by an angry security guard for flying a drone over the iconic castle for recreational photography. Another example is walking into a public building and standing next to a staff only door. The third example is walking into the local supermarket, clearly grown adult and picking up a tiny energy drink can from the shelf and getting asked for ID to prove you are aged 16 or older before you get chance to blink. Seriously, it's very typical of Lancaster.
Me: *Flies drone of Lancaster Castle*
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!