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When a male takes a shit during while hitting it doggy style. Then after cumming stands up and forces his partner to sit in it.
You start pushing back right now or you are going to get blown up by this rusty landmine.
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Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest
Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'
Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'
Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'
товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"
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When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.
I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.
I layed an egg.
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To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)
Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine
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When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.
I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.
An Emotional Landmine is someone with unpredictable, turbulent emotions, and/or unexpected and extreme reactions to seemingly benign conversation. Emotional Landmines tend to hide their boundaries until you cross them, and seek revenge for the unintentional slight. Some Emotional Landmines may ghost close friends for setting them off, without even telling them that they've done anything wrong.
Some people on the autism spectrum see allistic (allistic means "not autistic") people as Emotional Landmines, and vice-versa. It's important to remember that the neurotype barrier is not a flaw with the other neurotype, but a "it's six/no it's nine" situation, neurologically. Some things that upset allistic people are totally fine and normal to autistic people, and some things that upset autistic people are totally fine and normal to allistic people.
Neither are wrong; it's important to recognize these differences, and acknowledge that other people may not know how you feel. This is not a lack of empathy, but rather, a lack of understanding. If they knew how you felt and why, they'd likely be supportive. Please be patient with people, especially strangers.
Please don't be an Emotional Landmine. Anyone can be one, especially under immense stress, so please be mindful of other peoples' perspectives.
Use in sentence:
"Hey, what happened with Andy the other day? He stormed off like he was pissed."
"I have no idea, man. I asked him how pizza night went, and all of a sudden he blew up in my face like I offended his ancestors."
"Sounds like he's an emotional landmine. Maybe be more careful around him."
Example 1:
"Hey Greg, how's the wife?"
"She died last week, you jackass."
"Woah! I had no idea, I'm so sorry!"
"It's too late for sorry! You should know better!" <-- Emotional Landmine
Example 2:
"Hey dude, how's it going?"
"Not great, my dog is missing and I'm super worried. Last time this happened with my other dog, we had to cremate. How about you?"
"Awful, now that you just trauma dumped on me. Why did you start the conversation like that?"
"Because you asked how I was doing???"
"You're supposed to just say 'yeah I'm fine' like everyone else. Dude, screw off." <-- Emotional Landmine