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lane lock

When two or more traffic lanes are occupied by cars traveling next to each other at the same speed, preventing any possibility of passing.

Guy 1: "Bro, I got lane locked on the way to work and missed half the morning meeting! They just wouldn't move!"
Guy 2: "Lame, bro. Why doesn't anyone understand if they aren't going faster than traffic on their right, they should just move the fuck over?"

by theastutebro March 12, 2017


lane pride

When stuck in traffic on the highway, it is the development of an attachment with the lane you are in and the hope it moves faster than the others. Often a plus/minus system of how many cars you are ahead of/behind since the traffic began is used to judge how good your lane picking abilities are. Only the most true lane pride will stick with a lane that goes way into the negatives.

Driver: "This lane sucks, we're like minus 25 since this traffic began. I'm switching into the right lane. It's going faster."

10 minutes later

Passenger: "Fuck, now this lane is going slower. We should have had more lane pride."

by Mr. Nuts January 17, 2010

102πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Penny Lane

Famous Beatles song, also an alias one would use to hide their true identity.

See the movie "Almost Famous" as an example.

by Penny Lane December 23, 2004

98πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


left lane

something all the drivers who travel at a speed of 20 MPH like to drive in, effectivly impeding the travel of people who know how to drive

Some stupid fuck is doing 20 fucking MPH in the fucking left lane!!! Jimmy, open the fucking glovebox...

by Jog DMC December 8, 2003

105πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Lane Tech

School in Chicago that demographics say is more Hispanic than white but really it’s 70% white 22% Hispanic and 8% black

β€œWait, how the hell does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than White, mostly everybody here looks like vsco girls and wear booty shorts and tights in attempt to make their ass look bigger”

by GirlfromChiTown September 30, 2019

28πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Azur Lane

Azur Lane is a gacha based mobile game incorporating some Danmaku elements. It's basically KanColle but actually good. Come for the waifus, stay for the surprisingly deep gameplay.

Anybody who hasn't watched anime to the point that they prefer anime girls over real girls shouldn't play Azur Lane.

by sebacostamr May 18, 2019

63πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


bitch lane

The merge lane to a highway or limited access road where bitches chicken out and stop completely instead of hitting the gas and merging properly.

He almost caused a 4 car pileup by stopping in the bitch lane.

by kherald May 17, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž