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Original Meaning:
To suck on a penis.
But the term has been adapted by youngsters in Sing Ga Pore, they use it more freely, probably in any sentence.
"Go home leh, you go extra classes kum lan ah?"
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When your boyfriend gathers with his nerdy friends to play computer games all night instead of calling you up to say happy birthday.
"Hey, John, was Napoleon with you last night?"
"Why yes, he was at the LAN party, why?"
"It was my birthday and he didn't even call."
"Oh shit."
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the phrase "lan" is derived from the abbreviation Local access network, pronounced phonetically.
Having hosted a few myself, I know there usually isnt gay orgy/porn transfer involved...
"lan party" as defined by thinkgeek.com:
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A New Social Ritual Amongst The Elite
If you've never been to a LAN Party, you haven't lived properly (or you suck at gaming). If you suck at gaming, dont despair, you can still go to a LAN party, jack in, and just sniff packets and write code and still have some fun. Or you can be the sysadmin and setup the networking or you can just handle the food and beverages (get me my Bawls!)
Ah, sweet LAN parties...The stimulating scent of caffeine, the verbal jousting, the smell of pepperoni lingering in the air, the floor a tangled infestation of cat5, the neon lights of case mods poking through the scene like lasers in fog. Nothing quite like it. And when the gaming starts, everybody becomes so intense. One frag leads to the next, emotions wax and wane as gibs amass and levels change, here an unnamed player, there an elite commando with uncanny aim. Over time, the LAN party itself, a single organism, breathing, hunting....
Or something like that.
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Gamer 1: Hey man are you going to Sean's for that new-year's LAN party?
Gamer 2: Nah, I'm too much of a rookie, you guys would own the hell out of me :(
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Noun -
pathology:
a malignant and invasive psychological disease caused by an extended and intensive period of gaming, be that via console, personal computer or any other form of gaming device that can host or join multiplayer game.
Sufferers complain of symptoms, including but not limited to, extreme lethargy, unpredictable bowl movements and generally feel as if they're about to die.
Causes seem to be exasperated by ingestion of high fat, sugar or salted foods, lack of sleep or holding off visiting the toilet.
Cure consists of purging your system, holding off high caffeine drinks and a large dose of sleep over the course of the next few days.
Dan: Holy crap, I think I've got LAN cancer!
Dave: Huh?
Dan: Yeah, LAN cancer! Shouldn't have been up all over the Dobbie Hall that weekend...
Dave: Heh, energy drinks and take aways?
Dan: Aye man...
Dave: Sucks to be you!
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A Lan Van is where gamers have a 1970s Ford Transit van to travel and play in to get to very import lan events.
Peru: "wanna go lan?"
dinkle: "hell yeah playa, we gunna take the lan van to it?"
Peru: "of course homie no lan is like a real lan without a lan van"
dinkle: "siiiccckkk"
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To share files at a computer network meeting (or LAN party).
Its the nerds way of saying "hook a brother up".
Rather than burn a tonne of dvds and cds worth of good stuff, just transfer it over the network (or leech) at the next LAN gathering, before playing an epic session of games.
person 1: "I have 20 new release dvd rips on my computer."
person 2: "nice one.... LAN it up."
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