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Gaming Laptop

A very loud laptop that you shouldn't buy unless you for some reason want to play modern games at 60+ FPS on the go.

Want a gaming laptop? Hope you can tolerate extremely loud fan noise.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022


Laptop leaner

To get an erection while using your laptop computer.

"Dude, my girlfriend and I were swapping some HOT e-mails and I ended up with a laptop leaner."

by KendallLicksShannon July 11, 2008


Laptop slammer

The extremely dirty porn you watch to get off, that immediately fills you with shame after orgasm, so you slam your laptop shut.

Term can also be used for the exta dirty sexual acts that occur during the heat of the moment, but you know it's not something you want to discuss after you cum.

Going through a dry spell and my searches are devolving to constant laptop slammer.

by MsHahLee November 20, 2019


Gecko on Laptop

A Gecko on a Laptop, duh. Why did you define something so outlandish anyway?

The Gecko on Laptop was googling some strange things...

by AbsolutelyNotToast December 17, 2020


laptop peasant

Usually named Derick. A person who has to restart his laptop every 10 seconds. Always has loud TV noises in background. Sister yells at him for eating all his ice cream. Tries to be better than everyone else by killing them in smash bros but everyone knows that smash bros is a console peasant game. Usually has a lenovo laptop and always Has an i3. Usually looks like a tennis ball. hairline also looks like a tennis ball. Always names himself Pikachu., also spells emperor emporer.

"Wait I need to restart my laptop", you really are a laptop peasant

by pika cock sucker 420 69 April 30, 2020

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school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

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laptop

The word that nubs use to describe notebook computers.

"Someone stoloeded teh megahurtz from my laptop!!!!11" "How can someone hack into your legs stupid nub?"

by alg April 6, 2005

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