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A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.
Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.
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1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.
2. Blimp that carries lard.
3. Michael Moore
"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."
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Term used to refer to a very large overweight person who is disliked or quite annoying. Usually used as a revenge phrase to shut up a fat person after they have annoyed you
Hey, i heard you were getting a new phone!
No, shut up you Fat Lard!
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A thicker version of fanny batter.
Blimey she was so out of practice, i nearly choked on her gusset lard
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The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.
My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.
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Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.
Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.
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Someone who eats everyone elses food. Cant help themselves but to be fat and ugly. Mating call is Bum Babba Bum Babba Bum.
Hey, yo dude did you see that kid! he ate all the food out of the cabinate! What a Lard-Ass!!!
Yea i heard his name is Quahmir
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