The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...
Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?
Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?
Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!
Person 1: thanks bro...
A Boston is a very nice person and will be very nice to anyone. He is also very sexy and will be a nice person
The definition of a Boston is very handsome.
Hey look at that Boston Larson, he is sexy
When you go over to someone's house, then take a fat, disgusting shit in said person's washroom.
I think Chad's dad was listening to me pulling a larson in his queen mary
What your supposed to put it on at all times.
I put that On Larson
The social studies teacher who sits on the back of his phone and does nothing. He’s also a pervert and looks like remmy the rat😍
A very Stinky and Acne Faced boy.
That boy is Wyatt Larson, he stank!
Larsoning around is a synonym for being a psychotic homeless person that's allergic to showers and is a burden on society.
Guy1: Woah look at that bum Larsoning around.
Guy2: Holy hell, he's probably not showered in years.