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Returning home to a time zone different from Las Vegas after vacation and referring to the time according to what time it is in Las Vegas.
Beth: Let's get fucked up.
Tim: It's 2 in the morning.
Beth: It's 2 am in New York but its only midnight Las Vegas time.
Tim: Am I at least going to get some pussy?
Beth: Of course, my body still thinks it's Las Vegas time.
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A professional ice hockey team located in Las Vegas, Nevada. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Quad City Flames of the AHL, and the Calgary Flames of the NHL.
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Boy1:“Who is that girl”
Boy2: “ I don’t know”
Boy1: “she must be a de la Vega”
Illness brought on by too little sleep, too little water, too much heat, and often too much alcohol. This illness occurs all too often in Las Vegas with so much to do and generally too little time to do everything one wants to do. The people affected with Las Vegas Syndrome often end up incoherent, uncounsious, and even dead.
A man goes on a 4 night 5 day vacation to Las Vegas. The temperature for 10 days has been over 100 degrees. He arrives after a 3 hours plane ride and immediately hits the strip, wandering from one casino to the next getting free drinks by gambling, stopping for drinks between casinos. Next thing he knows, the sun is coming up the next day. He eats breakfast until 8am and has plans to see a show at noon. He decides to take a quick nap and be out the door by 11. The same thing happens the next day, and the day after, only on day 4 at 3pm he ends up unconscious on the gound outside a casino. He has forgotten to drink water and the temperature had him sweating like a stuck pig. He gets picked up by the paramedics and spends his last night in Vegas in the hospital being rehydrated by IV. This is Las Vegas Syndrome, only for some it takes their life.
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Introducing yourself to a female by copping a quick feel.
Kurt met some lovely ladies at the pool and introduced himself with a Las Vegas handshake.
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Sexual maneuver in which the administrator delivers the seemingly innocent shocker in an intriguing manner. The index finger and middle finger is crossed over one another and the pinky finger is extended in anticipation. The delivery is in the same manner as shocker. The maneuver was originated in a small town in Ohio, after observing the twisted manner in which things are done in Las Vegas. Hence, the name Las Vegas Crossover was dubbed and has stuck ever since.
"Nate is the master of the Las Vegas Crossover!"
"No, he is just a dirty old man!"
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A type of threesome in which there are two females and one male. The male has a strap on strapped to his ass; the women are positioned bent over in front and behind him. The male will thrust both forwards and backwards to penetrate both partners at the same time, thus representing a handcar.
"Hey Dave remember those two girls I took up to my room last right? We did a Las Vegas Handcar! Thank god one of them had a strap on with her!"
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