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While a person is sleeping, put plastic wrap over their open mouth and defecate into their mouth.
At the party many hot launches were unloaded into the unsuspecting party goers.
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A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.
Rob: Man, I was so messed up the other night I was having a hard time getting it up
Edward: What did you do?
Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.
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when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks
molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"
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when someone gets it up the ass from a guy and afterward farts and some of it starts to drip slowly out of the rectum
She took it up the ass after taking some laxative and all of a sudden i see jizz dripping out!
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Letting out gross horse farts in public places.
Frank had a bad case of gas when he came to work today. So he disappeared for a few min. When he came back to his desk, his coworker asked where he was at and his reply was.. "Sorry pal, was in the restroom launching nukes." "Had a big bowl of chili last night for dinner."
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The act of standing up quickly with something in your lap and it goes flying.
I lost my phone, I think I lap launched it getting out of the car at the beach.
Devin lap launched my bowl and it broke when it hit the floor.
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Said when pushing the 'send' button on an email you feel the response will not be in your favor.
After Phil finished typing the message to H.R. concerning the time clock changes, he told everyone it was time to "launch the scud."
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