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A device used by the US government to hypnotise innocent hippies looking for something cool to look at while tripping on LSD.
You see, it first started back in the 60's when the US government was developing a new prototype mind control device. They finished it, and it ended up looking like a rocketship filled with water and oil. Rather cheap design for a mind control device. Anyway, they distributed it amongst local normal teenagers, along with a drug called LSD. They gave the teens LSD, and advised them to stare at the "lava lamp" The result was the kids immediately wanting to be peaceful and rebelling against the government. This created a huge wave of protesting minions called "hippies," see, hippies. Finally, when the government's army was complete, they waited to give the signal in 1967 for all the minions to gather and do LSD together, and wipe out all their brains, and create a huge army of minion zombies to send into the Vietnam war. The government's code name for this act was the "Summer of Love." Unfortunately, the government's plan backfired, and all the hippies revolted, raising their lava lamps into the air, and marched and protested going to war. The government still today denies that they had anything to do with the invention of the lava lamp or LSD.
Government: Here kids take this lava lamp, and this acid.
Kids: Ok man, sure.
Government: YES YES!!! MUAHAAHAH NOW MY PLAN IS COMPLETE!!
Kids: WOA, this is cool!!!! I see flowers... and beads.... and flowers... and woa that lava lamp is cool.
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A girl rides a guy while knowingly on her period...he cums inside of her and she squeezes out a mixture of her blood and his cum all over his dick...like a mixture out of a yogurt machine...thus creating LAVA FLOW.
Here it cums!!!!!!! Lava Flowwwwww!! Oh no...It hasn't burst for years like that!!! Watch out for magma! Or Smegma! Runnnnnnnnn!
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Diarrhea. Not just your average diarrhea either. This is the kind that explodes out of your ass and leaves your butthole chapped for the next few days. It is a hot, burning diarrhea that smells worse than vomit. This is as bad as it gets.
I ate at Denny's tonight. I think I am going to have the worst butt lava tomorrow. I better take some imdodium.
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A duragatory term for native Hawaiian people.
On the last day of school the lava niggers like to play "kill howly."
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A take off on a Bollywood video, with english sub-titles that are only what the words being sung SOUND like. Not a translation, merely a phonetic rendering, with incredibly funny results.
"Do you need a bun to bite, benny Lava?"
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Having sex with an Eastern European woman while shes on her period, who then sucks the blood off your penis after intercourse.
My girlfriend wont talk to me anymore since she found my German Porn collection. I think Bratislava Lava 4 really made her wig out.
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1. Lamp which people could stare at for hours.
2. Girl/Guy who are fun to look at, but not too bright.
I stared at the lava lamp for 8 hours yesterday, it was awsome.
That chick I was with last night is a lava lamp.
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