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Advice given or efforts made for a person to better communicate with people who primarily speak Spanish. Allows improved communication with co-workers, customers, employees or anybody you meet who mainly speaks Spanish.
My first language wasn't English and wasn't Spanish. My dadsuggested I learn Spanish since so many people in our community are Spanish-speaking.
I was in a bank in Phoenix the other day where 95% of the people were speaking Spanish. Many were probably bilingual but I decided to take a class to learn Spanish anyway.
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When you peg someone with a strap on in a way that is deeply uncomfortable but for some reason you think if you keep doing it you might learn to like it. Everyone else has been “deep learning” and has said how much better it is than “regular learning”, however later on you discover that nobody was doing regular learning properly either and were instead just using rusty nails...
Alexis was deep learning John until he had hemorrhoids so bad he couldn't sit down
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Slang used commonly by rednecks and southerners to replace "teach you".
Hick 1: "How did ya spend yer weekend Bob?"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"
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When you fart in bed and flap the blanket repeatedly like a bird's wing in order to waft the smell away.
"Did you fart?"
"No, I'm learning to fly."
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To educate; used as a way to tell someone that they are ignorant, go look this shit up and get your shit together!
The confederate flag is racist; next time, learn up, before you post your support of a racist flag.
A cheating organization, to better student's grade by uploading homework assignments.
Guy1: Hey guys I use cooperative learning
Guy2: HOLD, ON!!! that cheating organization thats morally unethical
Guy1: Psh i don't care.
Guy2: Okay I would love to use it.
The worst learning platform on the history of planet earth used by Camp Ernst Middle School and is A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.
Grim Reaper: Time to die
Person 1: No I can not
Grim Reaper: Why is that
Person 1: My Teacher is making me stay after public school because i have 1 single red on Summit Learning
Person 1: You can claim my life while i am in there so then the teacher will be blamed for doing nothing
Grim Reaper: We have a deal today a 27:00 Pm
Person 1: Correct