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When you are ingunned, inmanned, innumbered and inplanned
Better get a left hand man
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As the Devil is left Handed, one could be considered his 'left hand man'. That is to say, the direct minion of The Devil is an extension of, and by virtue his, direct Left Hand.
I am The Devil's Left Hand. I do his bidding.
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Masturbation with the opposite hand.
Charlie uses his left hand to whack off.
Charlie and his sister had some left hand shame in the back seat of his stalker van.
Charlie had some left hand shame after he was made a bitch in front of his sister.
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Knowingly showing disrespect to an authority figure....not in the U.S. Military.
When the new boss starts barking orders, you respond with a half -ass left hand salute while replying “Yes Mam, I mean sir”
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A left handed shake that is often used by a con-artist to get out of a bet or deal. This con-artist tricks the opposing better into a left handed shake to avoid paying a debt.
Damn, Brandon used a left handed shake and weaseled out of buying me a burrito!
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A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.
There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.
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When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.
Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”