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When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating
I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award
When the sex is so good they remember you for the rest their life.
She took of my pants and then she was a lifetimer.
A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.
Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.
the time of one's life/ existence
this should never happen in someone's lifetime existence
It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.
I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.
When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.
Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?
Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.
Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.
Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
Pretty self explanatory. What the us house of representatives was never designed to become, but has become anyways.
Drain the swamp. The us house of representatives can no longer continue being a lifetime sinecure for its members.