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Supposed cause of fire deliberately arranged by the owner to burn down a property or business in order to benefit from insurance money or similar, such as destruction of documents and records.
What happened to that old kvetcher, Max? He's dressed in bright colors and looking so happy...
Haven't you heard? His art gallery literally went up in flames, struck by a fortunate case of Jewish lightning.
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To face or have carried out against you capital punishment by electricution.
Ride The Lightning for that deed for shizzle.
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1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.
1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.
The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.
Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.
Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
Probably the loudest band of the past ten years, and easily the "fullest" sounding duo of modern music. Psychotically fast and agressive while managing not to come across as particularly angry, evil, or any of the other stereotypes attributed to bands involved in the punk or metal scenes.
The Brians are playing tonight!
What?
Lightning Bolt, man!
What?
Oh, you can't hear anymore. You must have been to one of their shows.
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A phrase that is used to help define how awesome something or someone is. Similar to "Made Of Win". Can also be used together with win, but generally meant for things that are epic as hell, for example "Made of lightning and win!"
Me: "Holy shit dude! That head shot was made of lightning and win!"
Friend: "Fuck yeah it was broski!"
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An esperimental bass and drums duo formed in Rhode Island. The vocals are screamed into a jury-rigged phone receiver and are incomprehensible. The band preforms in the center of the crowd rather than on a stage.
Lightning Bolt drill their instruments into the ground every concert they play
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