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Lindsey is problay the most hated bitch at yo school no fuckin body likes her except the nobodys , problay has ugly ass red hair and glasses and looks like a stick , has beef with everyone and dated your ex and they only lasted a day and says she will beat yo ass but then you try to and she runs to the guidance counselor.
Lindsey : come fight boo
Chloe : ( trys to fight her )
Lindsey : (hides and runs to the guidance consular)
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Sarah : she dated my ex then they broke up after a hour
Chloe : she must be a Lindsey
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N. A bitch ass hoe who leaves you all alon for your friends and calls you shit because her pale, tortilla looking ass couldn't get her own motherfucking friends.
V. I'm Lindseying you because my tortilla looking, mayonnaise loving, bitch ass is a dumb motherfucking hoe!!!!
Marcus: Who's that mayonnaise looking hoe??
Sarah: oh that's that bitch ass Lindsey. Hoe I'm sorry Lindsey omfg well shit
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One of the only two Ikwywawndrereunitedbffladewlifesneakmastersw'sforl'swaterbottletrickstersmuffledlifelintlickingcrapmastersdoingitfortherummersratchetaboutthatdrylifelaughinginclassandgettingjudgedbasicallypeanutbutterandmayoawkrocksgumsharingfunniestonearthcapslockwritingalsounicornsofficiallydeadmakingfunofstupidkidsonfbdoubledeadhandlebikeswithnohandlebarstookoolforskoolsupergraveneighborsstupidcallingnolifebuddiesforlife, found among rocks, 95% probability of eating when found, if not she will be sleeping. Lurks around Walmart, with all her friends OPE she has none. Likes to waste things.
Person 1: Hey is that girl talking to her lint?!
Person 2: Wow she must be Lindsey! One of the legendary lint masters!
Person 1: She's cool! Lets go talk to her!
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A human being with blonde hair and two legs; speaks a version of the Queen's English which requires the use of the term "eeeeerrrrrrrmmmm" after every 3 words.
Did you see that girl walking into a lamp post whilst glugging a bottle of Lambrini? What a fuckin' Lindsey!!
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Lindsey, a girl who is a fun loving and ready to take on the world. She is fun to be around and always loves a new challenge in her life. It may take time for her to warm up to you but once she does she’s one of the best people to hang out with.
Lindsey is super funny!
Was that Lindsey walking by?
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A girl who is an extreme beast expecially when it comes to Call of Duty or Madden NFL or really anything competitive. The biggest beast out there.
Damn, Lindsey is really good at this game.
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A Lindsey is the result of the violent wind-tunnel created by two weasels (each of whom were the product of mixed marriages), locked in a garish spinning battle of sensual slightly cartoonish sexual intercourse. In a Lindsey, the genitalia and ejaculates of the spinning air weasels are emitted in a perimeter spanning no less that 18.6 feet. It is long rumored that on March 12th, 1864, the great Peabody Scrugg witnessed a raucous din coming from the storm cellar. Upon investigating this disturbance, a string of ejaculates flew into the old man’s eye and temporarily granted him the power of levitation. He flew off into the sun days later.
Hey Victoria, lift that gunt and spread that salmon gutter, I’m gonna tongue-twirl that funk button like a Lindsey.
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