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you're just finding ways to prove you're not a dick and that you're the most fan-fucking-tastic person to be born on this earth, but we all know it's just babying yourself. besides nearly all name definitions are generic and the same, so stop it
freddy: yooo i looked up my name on urban dictionary and it said I was cute, funny and smart!
freddy's friend: no way, you're actually a dick. most name definitions are the same anyway. stop being one of the people that look up their names on urban dictionary
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People who are very boring and basic as fuck.
They tend to follow stupid trends and are highly likely to take a screen of their name and post it on snapchat and finsta.
John: Hey, you know people who look up their name on urban dictionary?
Doe: Yeah?
John: They are faggots.
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It's a smart remark for when someone does something good, or when one purchased new things for bragging rights. Basically, this phrase is used when one is bragging about something of unimportance. It is used in a sarcastic tone.
"Oh man, my parents bought me a new car!"
"Look at you, moving up in the world."
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discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.
"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."
"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."
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Stop- just stop you’ve went too far
Stop..
Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-
Ok, you want it ?!?!
FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…
You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…
Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?
Word definition - “Me is me.” “You is you” “when you look yourself up in the dictionary it makes me puke..!”
#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!
“Me” is the person writing this
“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..
I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you
Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)
Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
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When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.
Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes
Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP
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