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To Rub Ones Penis In Another's Hair.
Dude i totally just got done Lorenzoing Chris while he was sleeping!
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Basically when you pound a girls puss so hard she has to indefinitely rethink her life
Yo I lorenzoed her so hard last night
this kid is the best fucking friend in the world and deserves all the chances in the world if u have a lorenzo in ur life ur very very lucky cause he’s so much fun to hangout with and will never leave ur send
lorenzo is the best best friend ever
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Slang term for a set of rims (usually chrome) manufactured by "Lorinser".
Every time I come around yo' city/bling bling/Pinky ring worth about 50/bling bling/Every time I buy a new ride/bling bling/Lorenzos on Yokohama tires/bling bling
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he usually has a really big penis and knows how to fuck ur mom
i can suck on lorenzo's big penis
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lorenzo is that badass mothafucka who lives one house away from you who was #101 on the global rankings board in pokemon last season who has a sexy ass truck and can helicopter dick like a pro.
lorenzo is awsome
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A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.
Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"
Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"
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Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"
Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"
Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"
Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"
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