Lub-Lub

A creature native to Vermont. It has the body shape of a penis and short legs. They roam around local school to try to take children and take them to their dens. If you give them a quarter, they will leave you alone. A dollar might make them become your friend

“Dude I just saw a Lub-Lub eating some random baby!”
“I’m busy Gorgon Grabbing Leave me alone”