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The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.
The gayest cock sucker named Devin wine getting oil all over him and getting a impact with a 3 inch wide drill bit in the ass.
That lube boy is likening dumb fuck hicks
When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.
My dick is lubed as a penguin.
When inserting an old, soft banana into a females ass, you would find out that it is too soft to fully please her. So then the banana squishes all over her asshole. Then add a little dick insertion, and you have 100% natural banana lube. Fully lubed up for satisfaction.
All girls are guaranteed to love the banana lube. No doubt about it.
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When a girls uses another guy's cum as lubricant for giving the second guy either a handjob, titfuck, blowjob or creampie.
Hot wife cuckolds her husband with a big cock stud. The stud cums in her hands. She then rubs the cumload over her hubby's cock using the Cum as Lube to give him a sloppy handjob.
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Used to lube the inner part of a of a computer named the 'Kloyper'. It is very important that this part of the machine remains lubed to avoid the system having a mechanical failure. This failure can come in the form of a blue light appearing inside the machine itself.
You need to lube your kloyper there, the severity of this matter can not be convayed through dialogue.
Thats some good value kloyper lube, you got there
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