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The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."
If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...
It is hole in the derriere of the members of the lunar dynasty. It refers to the asshole generally but when Ailas have it, it is called lunar hole.
Dude 1: I got a new gf bro and she's so fucking hot dude.
Dude 2: Oh wow, how did she accept you 😂?
Dude 3: LOL 😂.
Dude 1 : Oh guys she loved my heart 😌.
Dude 2 and 3 (in unison) : Ohooo op bhaiiii, party please pushpa 😂.
Dude 1: Sure and you know what's more amazing, she's a dream catch for anyone. She descends from the legendary Kuru dynasty. It seems she also has the blood of the Yadavas as well.
Dude 3: Fuckkk myannn!!! I fucked many holes, male and female, but never had a chance with the legendary lunar hole 😭😭.
Dude 2: We lost our virginity while dude 1 didn't, so it paid off. He conquered the glorious hole of a Kuru heiress.
Dude 1: Oh come on. I love her and she loves me.
Dude 3: True but I wish I come across some Kuru slut and fuck the shit out of her glorious hole. I've decided to get into relationship with some Aila slut.
Dude 1: You'll never get any you sexist cunt.
Dude 3: WTF? Shut up or I'll fuck the shit out of your Kuru whore.
Dude 1: That's insulting...
Dude 3: STFU!!! I will fuck a lunar hole and treat the Aila slut as she is to be treated while you worship your Kuru whore's holes.
Dude 1: No party for Dude 3
Dude 2: LOL 😂
Dude 3: Sorry 😭😭. Fuck everything, give me party brooo 😭😭.
Dude 1: Ok but never speak like that.
Dude 3: Ok.
And they party nicely. In the end, Dude 1 and the girl marry and live to have a happy life and Dude 3 has no happiness in his life.
The name given to the crush you have on someone who lives very far away.
Yes Aurora I have a lunar crush on you, butterflies do drop by for visits every now and then.
A kid who plays fortnite and is epic gamer!
Everybody says this to lunar curtis every day!:) OH MY F*CKING GOD CURTIS STOP F*CKING SPAMMING! YOUR F*CKING TRASH!
Lunar from krew is a very shy kind girl who has a bit of anxiety. As 3-4 years ago her sister Itsfunneh aka cat was talking about how annoying her cry is. She almost started crying which also proves a bit of my point of what i mean by anxiety. She play’s roblox,Fortnite and also lots of other games. She is Canadian and she currently lives in Fort Mackay, Alberta, Canada. She and her siblings have won the vidcon award last year and are going to vidcon this year too.
The origin of lunar is latin
The name “lunar” means moon
The name “lunar” also resembles the moon
The name “lunar” was popular from 1950 to 2019
Lunar eclipse is also when the sun and the moon combine
Lunar eclipse (from krew)
A euphemistic way of referring to a woman's menstrual period.
Girl: I'm not feeling so chipper today. I'm on my, um...
Boy: Your lunar cycle?
Girl: Yes!