Lyrical Commision

One of Melbourne's (and arguably Australia's) strongest Hiphop group. Delivering dark, vicious rhymes over solid tracks. Members include Trem, Brad Strut and Bob Balans, with cuts supplied by DJ J-red.
Albums:
.The Stage is Set
.Murderous Metaphors

"As the beat drums i speak tongues, you cant comprehend since '91 heads in the know sayign WHATS FOR TREM.
Its on again as years passed, the stage was set, LC blazed each place, we grazed from A to Z, craters left from raps spawned and platforms, check the map flatten whole cities with just our wack slaunch, BACK TO STAUNCH.Youve seen uh-s my team crushed more mics than any clean cut rappers can dream up." - Trem, Hells Basement on Lyrical Commision's Murderous Metaphors.

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Lyrically Challenged

A person (most likely a "rapper") who has no clue what great lyrics are.

Soulja Boy is a Lyrically Challenged individual.

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lyric-fag

Someone who puts their Facebook status as lyrics of a song.

Joe: "some song lyrics..."
Bob: Wow. Lyric-fag.

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Lyrics Born

Rapper from Berkeley, California. Half of the reknowned underground duo Latyrx. One funky motherfucker. Recognized for being an Asian dude with the blackest voice you've ever heard in your god damn life.

"This nigga Lyrics Born is cool."
"He's Asian."
"Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"

Hilarity ensues.

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Lyrical Miracle

A pejorative for rap lyrics that are super lame and corny but delivered with a sense of extreme confidence. Rappers who practice Lyrical Miracle songwriting often try to rap really fast and jump from topic to topic in their songs. As a result, many Lyrical Miracle artists often use a lot of words without actually saying anything.

Lyrical Miracle-style music is often associated with rappers and rap fans who are mentally stuck in the 90s or early 2000s and decry contemporary genre styles (such as trap, "mumble" rap or emo rap) as being "meaningless mainstream garbage" and not "real hip-hop". The irony of this is that the music they hold up as the genre's eternal gold-standard is usually jam packed with self-masterbation, complaints about "critics who just don't understand" the rapper's discography, and lame attempts at wordplay.

The term originates from the 2014 video "Bad Internet Rappers" by YouTuber Filthy Frank, in which comedian/musician George Miller/Joji makes fun of amateur rappers who create this type of song.

person 1: Hey did you hear the new Eminem single?

person 2: Lol nah, Eminem's been making Lyrical Miracle shit for what seems like forever. All his recent songs are just him angrily saying really lame puns without even a hint of self-awareness and complaining about people not liking the other albums where he's done this shit

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lyrical beast

one who has a way with rhyming, or is good at rapping.

OH SHIT SON...Snoopy-dizzle is a lyrical beast!

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Lyric fail

When you mishear the lyrics to a song, and make the lyrics sound dumber then they actually are.

Queen's somebody to love on the radio: Each morning I get up and die a little
Guy 1: dude did that just say it's more then I get for butt dialing
Guy 2: No. That was a pretty big lyric fail