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Home of the Bills, Guys, and Fam… Bleed Orange… Savages on the wood floor. Known for producing very attractive women.
Guy(s): Bill you going back to Lake City MN
Bill(s): LC? course Guy
Fam: FUCK LOURDES
Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.
Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”
Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”
Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”
A small town in Minnesota, Full Of Hicks, Tractors, Corn, Beer, Hunting, Babes, And more beer.
Randolph, MN Home Of Tractors, Corn, And Beer
Monticello or methicello where you come to get stabbed in the back fucked over and betrayed it's a pretty shitty town where half the people you know are on some sorta drug secretly but I mean it's in the name methicello
Monticello mn =Snitchs drugs backstabbers hoes
a place where somalians went to for i don't know why like why would you come here of all places like the climate is not even similar its too fucking cold here and the schools have to many weird ass niggas and the hoes here weird asf too and all my friends bully me and are never there for me i just wanna go back top the old house in detroit hooyo WHY DID WE HAVE TO MOVE HERE. EVERYTHING WAS EASIER BEFORE DAD DIED... *runs away from home while slamming the door*
somalians have over run rochester mn now we have to move to byron
A tiny town in Minnesota an hour north of Duluth. Quite a few drunk people live here. Celebrates st. Urhos day instead of st. Patrick day because of grasshoppers or some shit.
Person 1: Hey, you ever been to Finland?
Person 2: The country? No.
Person 1: No! Finland MN! A tiny town in the middle of the woods!
Person 2: Why would I have been there?
Person 1: (Kicks person 2 then runs away rapidly).