Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

“Man that was such a mud monster moment”

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mud brothers

" Mud brothers are like people who grow up with each other without coming from the same peers , though reality and struggle and pain , happiness and joy it could be more then one but its a family outside your house whole"

" NAH WE AINT BLOOD BROTHERS WE MUD BROTHERS'

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mud walking

when the lean hits you and you fallin stayin unbalanced

drakeo be mud walking into Neiman Marcus

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mud fetish

Exactly what the name implies. To be turned on by mud. While it's seen as a weird fetish, it's almost understandable, seeing as mud feels very good. Those with a mud fetish would enjoy being totally nude in mud, jacking off with mud covering every inch of their bodies. It is often described as one of the greatest feelings ever, as though 1000 tongues are licking your body. Mud fetishests enjoy different kinds of mud. Some prefer thick, black, gooey swamp mud, while others prefer soft and silky clay mud. Men can particularly enjoy the pleasure of sliding their dick in and out of the mud, as it forms a natural pussy. Playing naked in the mud is great fun, people ought to try it before saying how weird it is.

I love playing nude in the mud, it turns me on and I love to jack off in it, it gives me the most amazing orgasms! I must have a mud fetish!

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Mud Farmer

1. The lowest of the peasants. A mud farmer is good for nothing.

2. In William Faulkner's book, The Reivers, a mud farmer is somebody who pours water over roads so that cars would get stuck. They then charge to tow the cars. This is an allusion to politics and how politicians will scheme in ways to create revenue from extortion.

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Greyfox: STFU you dumb mud farmer.

The IRS is a mudfarming organization. If you don't pay their extortion money you will be stuck in jail.

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Pulled Mud

Farting then proceeding to shit your pants a little. Also known as sharting

"Dude, I think you pulled mud." - Kyle Broflovski

Drill Mud

Used to describe the brown substance covering the shaft after anal sex.

You better wear a condom so you don't get drill mud all over your johnson.