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mac

Media Access Control address- hardware address that identifies each node on a network consisting of4 8 bits expressed as 12 hexadecimal digits. Unique to each network card

12:34:56:78:9A:BC May I please have the MAC address of your modem therefore to diagnose your problem.

by Rob December 28, 2004

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Piece of overpriced shit computers, by a company targeting the computer illiterate community by showing fancy looking (but crappy) programs that users could find alternatives for without spending an arm and a leg for something small (such as creating a movie).

Even with the Intel processors, Mac's are still gigantic resource hogs that most professionals still refuse to use.. disagree with me on that or not, but more companies i know of run a Windows OS or Linux, however most companies look for more features than looking pretty. While Windows Vista is still a very new and has bugs, there are still more features and it doesn't look too shaby itself. Windows OS is one of the most user friendly operating systems, most compatible with most software/hardware, and is not the douchebag from the "get a life" commercials.

Mac's and their users are basically the Paris Hilton's of the computer world, they aren't too smart, are full of bugs/security threats not yet known, and the only action being get from pussy's in prison and at their computer desks.

Mac's can easily get viruses, don't say they cannot, most scripters and hackers don't bother creating a virus or exploit for the mac os because, first of all, the users suffer enough from mental retardation and smacking themselves once they see the gay pinwheel of death, and two, most users are smart enough to get a working operating system (WINDOWS BABY!)

FOR ALL GAMERS!! very important:
DO NOT BUY A MAC, even dual booting windows on mac is garbage. Unless you enjoy playing solitare and a a narrow selection of games, yes they have games.. just not nearly as many (any1 up for quake?).. nor are they good for games. Unless you purchase the top of the line mac, paying with an arm and leg, you would probably be able to run more with half of the specifications of a mac on the pc.

All in all, as Macs may seem fancy, they are too much for show, less for performance. The reason they seem real good is because they can't run much crap in the first place. While they did come up with some good ideas, windows vista has taken some of those features, so why buy a mac?

-the douchebag pansy cheerleader from the movie Dodgeball: the mac from the "get a life" commercials

by ARMANATOR June 8, 2007

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A-Mac

Someone who goes hard at clubs and is willing to go after any milf he sees. A-Macs are very difficult to find. It is uncommon to find one. They like to sing and go hard at drinking.

The other day i was at the club and the A-Mac was living his life like there was no tomorrow.

by Sergio Villa October 24, 2012

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macness

Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.

Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)

Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)

Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)

by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010

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