A homosexual silver back gorilla with rabies.....
People ran in fear of the macho faggot when he needed a new pink sock.
A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
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a drinking game.
what you need;
a large bottle/pitcher
beer or any kind of alcohol and mixers
people
fill the bottle up with beer (or equal parts alcohol and mixer) and pass the bottle around singing ;
"macho macho mug! (insert name here) is gonna chug the macho mug!"
OR
"macho macho bottle! (insert name here) is gonna throttle the macho bottle!"
pass around until the whole thing is gone (:
Macho Macho Mug! Jen is gonna chug the macho mug!
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A macho Mug is a drinking game. The tools needed to make a macho mug are simple. A very large pitcher, beer, and a large group of people. The pitcher full of beer starts at one part of the cirlce. As the person begins to drink, the other members of the circle begin to sing "Macho Macho Mug!!!, (insert name here) is gonna start the Macho Mug!!" This person then passes the pitcher to his left and the song begins again, except this time "start" is replaced with drink. When the final person of the circle has the mug, the rest of the group sings " Macho Macho Mug, (insert name here) is gonna finish the mach mug" and that person finishes the pitcher.
Hey, Lets go hit the Macho Mug....
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1. If you are very good at games
2 people always hate the playa not the game.
dude: that one trick is such a macho beans
dude 2: i know he is the best
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Nachos made on Matzoh, typically during Passover.
Despite being a Gentile and fully entitled to indulge in corn chips, Benson was a good friend and joined Laura in her switch from nachos to machos during Passover.
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adj. meaning serious, major, big. often used to make the noun it modifies sound less wussy, or to save embarassment by actually making it sound cool.
"I have a hyper-macho crush on you!!"
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