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Where your gay and you do magic
Person 1: Hey do you like magic
Person 2: yeah aren’t you gay
Person 1: yes and we prefer Homosexual
Person 2: so you MaGic
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the best reason to commit suicide :-P
if you play magic, here's a razor, you know what to do.
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A cigarette with the tobacco at the end removed and loaded with cocaine.
Johnny pass me the bag so i can load a magic
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1. (noun): The controlled affectations or coherent observations of the physical universe through processes lacking any operating principles.
2. (noun): A practical application of operating principles so arcane despite not breaking any physical laws, that in a universe of infinite size and duration, one could be assured that they had never been discovered and used before, nor if lost, would ever be again.
3. (adjective): An attribute which indicates that something is fundamentally unexplainable; any attempt to explain it leads to logical contradictions.
4. (adjective): The hallucinogenic attributes of certain mushrooms.
5. (noun): A game played by predominantly sexually repressed male persons ranging from high school aged boys who have never been on a date, to middle aged men who tell themselves they are holding out for the right person, preferably a real live anime furry.
examples:
1a. Oh my god, it's magic! Run for your life!
1b. Wouldn't it be nice if they taught magic side by side with physics in public schools and let the students decide?
2. George Foreman's grill is magic. And it knocks out the fat.
3a. Darling, this evening is simply magical. So I guess I probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms.
3b. Q: In a town where every man must be shaved by the barber if and only if he doesn't shave himself, how does the barber get shaved? A: Magic.
4. Darling, this evening is totally freaky because I'm so wasted. I'm glad I ate those magic mushrooms.
5. Look at those nerds over there playing magic. Now point and laugh.
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Magic is a slang term for a mix of heroin and fentanyl. Fentanyl is a synthetic opiate approximately eighty times as strong as morphine. It is an odorless white powder that, because of its strength, is often used to "cut" low-grade heroin to increase potency. Magic, also known as "The Bomb," is an incredibly dangerous type of heroin, and is extremely easy to overdose on.
"Hey man, did you hear that Big Joe OD'd on some Magic last night?"
"Shit man... give me black tar any day, I won't go near that shit."
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From a portmanteu of Magician and Can't. A practitioner of Clear Magic (illusion stage magic) that bungles every trick or isn't good with crowds.
Did you see that Magicant? He said he was going to pull a rabbit out of his hat but pulled out a bunch of rotten chicken eggs instead.
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the name given to junior grimes since he’s a dancer and ex male stripper. Magic J is his stripper name.
aka “Dirty Darnell” , junior grimes is known for being a male stripper as he became one to help him survive through college when he was broke and bored.
Magic J is the hottest piece of ass you’ll ever see, the way that white boi J moves is like that of a sex god, one must never underestimate the moves of junior grimes aka “Magic J”
Magic J is possibly a twist on the title “magic mike” but since this is J grimes we’re talking about then it’s appropriate to call him magic J
EXAMPLE;
Magic J: *enters room*
Woman: wooo! Magic J! Take off your shirt let’s see dem abs! *drools*
Magic J: *takes off shirt and pants*
Girl 1: *wets panties*
Magic J: yea I got it locked down! Check this
*proceeds to bust a move*
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Magic J is the stripper name for Junior grimes (junior the egomaniac)
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