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something that nobody cares about very often
other definitions:
1.beautiful....for a little kid
2.not real
3.thing that is edited to make it look cool in a video
P1:that ride was magic
P2:magic is not real
P1:*sad music plays*
P2:also your drunk
P1:so that explains how we rode a unicorn...
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1. (noun): The controlled affectations or coherent observations of the physical universe through processes lacking any operating principles.
2. (noun): A practical application of operating principles so arcane despite not breaking any physical laws, that in a universe of infinite size and duration, one could be assured that they had never been discovered and used before, nor if lost, would ever be again.
3. (adjective): An attribute which indicates that something is fundamentally unexplainable; any attempt to explain it leads to logical contradictions.
4. (adjective): The hallucinogenic attributes of certain mushrooms.
5. (noun): A game played by predominantly sexually repressed male persons ranging from high school aged boys who have never been on a date, to middle aged men who tell themselves they are holding out for the right person, preferably a real live anime furry.
examples:
1a. Oh my god, it's magic! Run for your life!
1b. Wouldn't it be nice if they taught magic side by side with physics in public schools and let the students decide?
2. George Foreman's grill is magic. And it knocks out the fat.
3a. Darling, this evening is simply magical. So I guess I probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms.
3b. Q: In a town where every man must be shaved by the barber if and only if he doesn't shave himself, how does the barber get shaved? A: Magic.
4. Darling, this evening is totally freaky because I'm so wasted. I'm glad I ate those magic mushrooms.
5. Look at those nerds over there playing magic. Now point and laugh.
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Magic is a slang term for a mix of heroin and fentanyl. Fentanyl is a synthetic opiate approximately eighty times as strong as morphine. It is an odorless white powder that, because of its strength, is often used to "cut" low-grade heroin to increase potency. Magic, also known as "The Bomb," is an incredibly dangerous type of heroin, and is extremely easy to overdose on.
"Hey man, did you hear that Big Joe OD'd on some Magic last night?"
"Shit man... give me black tar any day, I won't go near that shit."
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You ever hear how Christmas magic and Santa Claus are often referred to as believing in something you can’t see or touch, but you still believe.
a little far fetched, but that is like us… we just need to keep believing. What we have is magical❤️❤️
maybe the Christmas music is getting to me today …
and I have numbers❤️❤️ Numbers= me 😍😍😘🥰
Magic you make me feel and see things I normally don’t… it is all you and us. You make me giddy.. like a little kid lol
Love you always❤️❤️❤️
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From a portmanteu of Magician and Can't. A practitioner of Clear Magic (illusion stage magic) that bungles every trick or isn't good with crowds.
Did you see that Magicant? He said he was going to pull a rabbit out of his hat but pulled out a bunch of rotten chicken eggs instead.
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a girls ass. also called the magic show
damn, look at that girl's magic show
that girl's got a lot of magic
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the name given to junior grimes since he’s a dancer and ex male stripper. Magic J is his stripper name.
aka “Dirty Darnell” , junior grimes is known for being a male stripper as he became one to help him survive through college when he was broke and bored.
Magic J is the hottest piece of ass you’ll ever see, the way that white boi J moves is like that of a sex god, one must never underestimate the moves of junior grimes aka “Magic J”
Magic J is possibly a twist on the title “magic mike” but since this is J grimes we’re talking about then it’s appropriate to call him magic J
EXAMPLE;
Magic J: *enters room*
Woman: wooo! Magic J! Take off your shirt let’s see dem abs! *drools*
Magic J: *takes off shirt and pants*
Girl 1: *wets panties*
Magic J: yea I got it locked down! Check this
*proceeds to bust a move*
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Magic J is the stripper name for Junior grimes (junior the egomaniac)
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