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The throw-away email address you use to register to sites that you know will spam the shit out of you.
I knew that lesbian fisting site was going to spam me, so I gave them my spam mail.
Usually an email that's of MORE INTEREST to the sender, than of the recipient.
Someone sends you an email (Gee Mail) that asks you to forward it to TEN other people or you will lose your right testicle. If you are a woman, you won't lose yours, but your boyfriend or husband will.
OR: you get an email about your friend's or family's kid making honor roll at school, prompting you to say "Gee" who gives a damn? My kid can't even spell his name!
When a female blesses your phone with flicks of herself
guy: Hey can you send me picture mail
female: Got you pa (sends pictures of herself)
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he's the lead singer in a band called there for tomorrow. he's hot and sexy, and the obsession of many girls
girl: OMG I LOVE MAIKA MAILE, HE WAS SO HOT AT THE CONCERT
boy: wow, girls are constantly talking about this guy, im so jealous
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One of the most succesful minor characters in a Japanese animated series. He stars in 3 episodes of the popular anime, Death Note.
If hes lucky, he'll be as popular as Mail Jeevas
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The most annoying thing on the planet. You'll probably get one in your email, and it will probably tell you to repost it, or something bad will happen. But it's not real, so don't repost that bullshit.
If you ignore this you WILL die. Repost this on five different sites and you will be kissed by your crush. I you don't, you will have your face ripped off in your sleep.
Not a good example of chain mail, but there it is.
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Obsessive-Compulsive checking of one's email
OCD-mail is getting the best of her. She seems to check her inbox every 5 minutes!
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