Dumbest bitch you’ll know has a tiny dick also fat pulls ugly girls if any.
Remember that dude Malcolm with a small dick.
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When your friend invite someone to a league of legends games, but you don't want to play with them because they suck. So you lie and tell them you have another friend.
I just did a The Malcolm to Thomoh
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A complete SAVAGE, 100% get girls (including Soha ) And her mom . Obviously has the best hair award. 110% the best looking guy in the fucking school and also the funniest. The end my nigga Malcolm a SAVAGE
MY NIGGA MALCOLM FUCKED YO BITCH
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Very similar to Murphy’s Law or Sod’s Law, but with one important difference. Instead of “if something can go wrong it will do”, it now becomes ”with a Malcolm on the project it won’t just go wrong, but it will go wrong in the worst possible way.” See also Finagle’s Law.
“It’s a total disaster; there is no way that it could possibly have happened!”
“With that Heale Malcolm involved what did you expect? It’s Malcolm’s Law, mate.”
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Refers to a man who is inflicted with a small penis. Often these types are products of Grammer Schools.
Did you see the guy in the showe. What a Malcolm Turnbull.
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Malcolm Young is one of the greatist guitarists in the world...but sadly very underated and almost unknown. Malcolm Young was born in 1953...yes a long time ago, and is Angus Youngs older brother by 2 years. Malcolm created the legendary rock band AC/DC and plays rhythm guitar along side his younger brother Angus who plays the lead guitar. Angus has even stated that Malcolm is a better guitarist than him.
bloke 1: 50c is fully sick bro
bloke 2: Ney AC/DC is way better that that crap, listen to Malcolm Young bash that guitar!
Hes truly Great
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