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Justin Timberlake's cop-out of an excuse for what happened to Janet Jackson
Hey it's not my fault...it was just a wardrobe malfunction. - J.T.
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A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.
Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"
The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?
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Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.
Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
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The opposite of erectile dysfunction, where instead of a man’s penis unable to become erect, his penis is unable to become flaccid, thus forth remaining erect for an undisclosed amount of time.
“Man, I think I have erectile malfunction, it just won’t go down”
A term used when a machine doesn't start or is faulty.
My wife malfunctioned while doing the dishes, so I gave her a lil kick.
When a female gets upset at simple things. When a female can't act right.
Tye'nesha is a whole malfunction.
She got mad over a female friend, the bitch is a malfunction.
Dor'qeesha talking too loud she bout to malfunction.
If a female get mad over food, she's a malfunction.
pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.
Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.