mama bear

a mom who can be cuddly and lovable but also has a ferocious side when it's necessary to protect her cubs. can be biological mom, or the head of a group.

can also apply to conflicts within groups, say between siblings or best friends, when the bear steps in for love of both of them.

"Blessings on your new year... your new classes... your interviews...

xoxoxo
Mama Bear"
-direct quote from an email

"Well before you date Anna you have to get approval from mama bear SaraJane"

"I told my mama bear I cried about what they said at school, so she met with the administration and then I transferred"

"Mama bear's give the best hugs"

"Sounds like my siblings are picking on each other again, o wait, there goes mama bear, nevermind"

Love you mama bear! Happy mom day!

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bro mama

A bro hoe who has a kid(s). Easy to spot at places like the mall, supermarket, etc. with child in tow, usually wearing outfits like velour track suits, or short shirts that expose their tramp stamp.

Jenny was dating that bro Kyle and she got pregnant. Now she's gonna' end up a bro mama.

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Mama Umbridge

Character from A Very Potter Sequel, played by Joe Walker. WoMAN who lives on a diet of protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks. Jacob is her man. One time, a dementor kissed her, and IT DIED.

I can't believe that mama umbridge is our new defence against the dark arts teacher!

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bo mama

While meaning the same as "your mom", this is a phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.

Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as bo mama

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Joe mama

When one plays the joke of who’s joe? on you henceforth furthering your embarrassment

Teacher: who broke my fucking monitor
Kid: it was joe
Teacher: joe who
Kid:joe mama
Rest of class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

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Imong Mama

A type of Visayan dialect comeback use to destroy your enemies pride.
Usually known as the Filipino traslation of "your mom...", while sounding much cooler.

Enemy: You're a piece of shit!
You: Imong Mama piece of shit!

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hoochie mama

a word conservative moms use for “hoe”

“Honey don’t wear that! You look like a hoochie mama!”

“Sweetie, promise me you’ll never be a hoochie mama?!”

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