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An alcoholic beverage originating in Brooklyn, New York. It contains lime and pineapple juices with Absolut Vanilla vodka, triple sec and a splash of Jack Daniels.
Customer: Hey, can I get a Lime Martini?
Bartender: I'm sorry we only have Bhandari Margaritas.
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When performing anal sex, pull out right before climax and cum all around the gaping butt hole. Thus leaving the rim all salty.
I hooked up with this girl from Tinder and she let me give her a Pennsylvania Margarita!
When you line the rim of your butt-hole with iodized and/or pink himalayan salt to be licked off by any and all participating parties.
"I went in the bathroom and saw she had the baby wipes out, and I knew after that the Miami Margarita was an affirmative."
playing saltine with watermelon
hey chris wanna dirty margarita
after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.
Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.
When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.
My boss was demanding and my wife mad at me when I got home. I took a margarita shower to relax.
A Bongwater Margarita is when you pull so hard that water covers the rim (mouth piece) of the bong, similar to salt on the rim of a Margarita.
Ty: damn this is like a Bongwater Margarita...
Riley: did you get it all over the rim?
Ty: yeah and it was nasty as fuck