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The Navy's own Army.
Who needs the Army? Just send the Marines.
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Over two centuries of ramping, stomping, Hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. They were born in a bomb crater, their mother was a M16, and their father was the devil. Each moment they live is an additional threat upon your life. They eat concertina wire and piss napalm; they can put a round in a flea's ass at 500 meters. They're roughish looking, cocky, self-centered, dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, overbearing, and beautiful sons of a bitches who's kept the wolf away from the door for 235yrs. They don't know the meaning of fear for they are fear itself. They're green amphibious monsters made of blood and guts who arose from the sea. Whose sole purpose in life is to perpetuate death and destruction upon the festering anti-Americans throughout the globe whenever they may arise. When their time comes they'll die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving their life for the brother or sister next to them, family, freedom, God and country. They stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Than on the 7th day when God rested they overran his perimeter and stole the Globe so they've been running the show ever since. They live like soldiers, talk like sailors, but will slap the shit out of both of them. They're Fighters by day, Lovers by night, Drunkards by choice, but a United States Marine by the act of God.
If you can read this thank a Teacher, if you can read this in English thank a Marine
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Used as slang in the party game, Among Us, to marinate someone is when the impostor follows someone around the entire game to create an alley.
Red: "there's no way, pink is the impostor. they were with me the whole time!"
Yellow: "i think you're being marinated because I just saw pink kill orange."
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1. To consume a drink or food idem in large quantities in a very short period of time.
"Holy shit you really Marined that pizza!"
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The few, the proud.
People who aren't paid to think but to do.
The worst recruiting hours known to man.
In old sailing days, the guys who used to jump across ships and takeover another vessel.
Trained extremely better than the Army... (Look at the casualties of Iraq).
Victims of reindeer games on ships via the hard working sailor, (the sad thing is, they fall for it everytime).
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
That marine just ran through a minefield!!! He wasn't paid to think.
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Marines are a department of the navy...the men's department. Better than the army. Marines does the shit, army steps in it, airforce smells it, navy watches it, national guard eats it.
Guy 1: "Wow...the job actually got done."
Guy 2: "That's because a marine did it."
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The time in between after you've smoked or drank and before you actually decide to do something.
Mark and Jeff hit that bong and did those shots, sat back and marinated for a bit, then Jeff realized he was an hour late picking his old lady up from work.
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