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The unfortunate act of when a woman owns a man and takes over all of his shit, including his house, cars, money and independence.
(original deleted definition of marriage)
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What usually happens within a serious relationship, the main cause of "Marriage" is a condition called "Pregnancy"
Marriage is something that almost everyone goes through.
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The dream and soul crushing arrangement that sucks the hope and enjoyment from life.
Guy: When I was a boy, I wanted to be an astronaut.
Guy's Friend: What happened?
Guy: Marriage.
Guy's Friend: I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I've got to go tresspoop now, so see ya later.
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The sacred uniting of a couple witnessed before God, not always everlasting, but with the intent to be. Though men say its the 'beginning of the end,' we all know they secretly want it too, if not why ask? - usually the best day of a woman's' life and will forever be remembered.
'My life is so wonderful right now everything is perfect!'
'They must have had a marriage'
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a bond between two people in love
Dillon and Nichole are in love so they arranged a marriage.
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A big fucking joke. Also see love, which also is a big fucking joke.
After six months the two Hollywood sars ended their marriage.
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"Marriage is not the death of love; it is the death of sex." - W Allen
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