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Martian Tentacle

Christian Martians dick

Sydney loves martian tentacle

by pootiluv45 January 22, 2019


The Martian Filler

The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.

Nigga bent over and it took point 5 of a second to give him The Martian Filler.

by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019


Your Favorite Martian

Your Favorite Martian, or Martian Multiverse is one of the best bands to ever exist, creating it’s first son/g in 2011 and unfortunately retiring in 2012 but now, as of 2022, they’re back! The four main characters, Puff Puff, DeeJay, Axel and Benatar make up the band and bring us joy

Your Favorite Martian is the best

by Futon_Stalker June 24, 2022


Rafaela Martian

An amazing girl and all around funny person. Rafaela Martian will be with you to the very end. She will always be your friend, even if your rude to her. Kind of shy, but once you get to know her, you'll see her true personality. RAFAELA IS A NAME ONLY GIVEN TO RUSSIANS OR ARMENIANS

"I can't believe i met a Rafaela Martian today"

by ellegrak May 10, 2017


The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.

DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.

by pooptoes September 25, 2020


Martian who’s about to Discover Fire

The feeling of a revelation of a lifetime

It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire

by ryangarrett March 12, 2021


Alien Martian Tripods

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit

The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.

by billybobjoendus April 2, 2022