When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits
I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9
A party where you eat as much as possible and wear comfortable clothes before having an orgy.
Nobody knew if Jessica was pregnant or just full when she took her shirt off at the mashed potato party
When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.
Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.
Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.
Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes
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The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.
Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.
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"Man, that Lachy fuck is such a mashed potato banana,"
"50% of us is banana, 50% of us is potato, that fuck is a total mashed potato banana"
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A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.
Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.
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