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An unsually homosexual midget, typically of Asian descent.
If you come out of the closet I can officially call you a xiao mat
Coolest guy ever! Really sexy onstage and the best singer of our time. Boyish, stylish, very innovative and a great songwriter. Destined for stardom!
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Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping
Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"
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A person who allows people to treat them badly or walk all over them.
Mark: Tyrone treats Sarah like crap.
Chris: Yeah she's such a door mat sometimes.
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An abbreviation of "Dr. Manhattan" from the comic book and movie "Watchmen". A reference to the character always displaying his dick irl, the act of whipping out your cock forcing upon others to look.
Bro! I just got D-MATed by some brah in Kappa Omega Phi!
Dude last week, I just D-MATed it right in front of Lindsay, and she sucked me off.
{Upon being D-MATed AH DUDE! D-MAT!!
A slang term for a pizza, due to the look of a pizza. ie. spew.
Craig: Hey Micko, let's order some spew mats from pizza hut.
Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.
Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.
Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.
Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."