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Mature content is basically the definition of smut; like sex scenes in stories or Movies.
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It is an english similie which is often used to refer someone who acts really immature and childish, the proverb is written in the tone of sarcasm
Nah man, you're as mature as advaith
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Young Comedian With An Awsome Personality... Has An Obsession For Blondes?
Mature Mateo So Gangster...
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Smug cunt who feigns wisdom in order to 'bed' real students.
Often asks questions at the end of a lecture preventing early, or even timely, departure.
Generally unpopular with most younger students.
Q. Who is that pretentious twat in the black roll-neck jumper?
A. Oh, he is the mature student. He is doing anything to avoid growing up and getting a proper job.
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it is the true meaning when you realized that you actually have NO swag, so you make a swag level up just to sound cool.
"swag level is up there
way greater than yours
just low key swag
you'll never know
oh well shame"
"and thats another way to say "i know, my swag level can't compare to yours. it is way too low to even count as swag." hahaha"
"hahaha funny
you wish
i just got the mature swag"
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The completely uncommon "Mature Fag", is the level above "Cool Fag" that is rarely ever attained by "cool fags" and is commonly looked upon with some kind of sick pride that these clearly mentally defective individuals rely on. A "mature fag" has by some ungodly miracle that also doubles as one of nature's much unintended accidents, much like the result of incestual sexual intercourse, somehow understood what is going on around him and how he plays into it so he has, and again against ALL POSSIBLE ODDS, learned the ways of his local area and has started to be able to trick people and get what he wants in life from people. This is an odd predicament but nothing to fear as all "mature fags" still have the same tell tale trades that their younger and much more mentally stable counterparts do. For one thing they will still act out but in a more subtle yet obvious way, such as accomplishing something in the work place and presenting his smug mug while feeling proud of himself openly. However he still has no grasp on how to treat a woman properly so he will turn into an over sized fourth grader around his significant other who is usually a much better and more deserving person than he is. Still the same thing gents just less loud.
Hey did you hear bobby? Johnny has finally reached mature fag status! He got a job and was just so smug about it! So smug!
Steffan was being such a mature fag that he decided to promptly call up his friends and brag about his new car.
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To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.
Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.
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