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Non sexual term when wanting to sound rude without actually being rude
Dude, you know you're with a freaky chick when she gives you a used Mazda.
Your typical lady shaver on the roads of the united arab emirates, you see one. fucking rear end it.
Aha! It's a mazda cx3. *proceeds to put all his weight into the throttle*
Mazda 2 Drivers (noun):
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers
“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
Everyone loves their RX-7 until the maintenance bill comes in.
“My Mazda RX-7 FD goes whirrrr until it catches on fire or stalls.”
Basically a mazza moment, but the Mazda car company
"Lad, I just got a job"
"That's a Mazda moment"
A tiny, cute car loved by many. The oldest Miata (from the 90s) has pop up headlights that look like eyes, and a grill which looks like a mouth, and when combined, make a cute face. The newer ones, (4th gen, 2014) have a bigger, smiling grill but no longer have the pop up headlights. (They haven’t been on Miata’s since the 1st gen version) But the Miata has always had a cute face! They are also known for how small they are, sometimes being able to fit under tall semi trucks.
“I’ve been thinking of buying a Mazda MX-5 Miata lately, they are very cute.”
Look at bruce he has a mazda 3 mps that is a sex machine