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Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)
sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)
21👍 26👎
Bert made me have an orgasm when I saw him at the Palladium.
FUCK YOU BITCHES........ HE'S ALL MINE... Mmmmm Mmmmm GOOD
14👍 19👎
Crazy ass mofo!He is the lead singer of the Used and probably the most A.D.D. ex pot addict and coolest lead singer ever.He is known to throw up at every show from screaming his lungs out and he's VERY well known to throw tantrums like a 4 year old over his gameboy which he adores.
He is grungy looking and appears as if he never showers, but he doesn't give a damn.
But Bert has a serious side too.
He also enjoys walks on the beach.Reading literature. Writing Poetry and Screaming in your face.
Gotta love em'
TheUsedFan #1: I love Bert McCracken, but he kinda scares me a little.
TheUsedFan #2: Tru Dat.Still a fucking awesome band though.
TheUsedFan #1: YUP YUP.
5👍 5👎
When a fan of THE USED's pants are falling down, their BUTT MCCRACKEN is what is being shown
Oh man! Guys, wait, my butt mccracken is showing.
9👍 24👎
definition:me, myself, i
background: uh.. religious and crappy..
when i wake up in the morning and look in the mirror.
9👍 27👎
BERT iS ~SEW~ HOT
i WANT TO DO HiM AND THA REST OF HiS BAND THA USTED
THEY R ALL HOTTiES HE iS VERY TALENTED AT WOT HE DOES N THA REST OF HiS BAND iS 2
i LUV U BERT!!!! iM GOiNG TO MEET U SUMDAY!! KiSSES FROM JENNY
BERT MCCRACKEN iS A HOTTiE!
9👍 28👎
Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be
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