Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!
1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width
2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet
3. An overweight or well-built stupid person
"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"
"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"
"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"
A woman with thick labia and a huge pussyhole
Friend 1: how was your date last night
Friend 2: i fucked her but man Melissa had a meaty snapper
Unisex term referring to one's sexy calves. Their calves must be muscular and defined to fall under the category of meaty.
Person 1"Wow! Mr. Stockwell's has such meaty calves."
Person 2 "Oh my god! Yes he does."
A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.
On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.
British Slang refering to a female's genitalia
I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed
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