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Act of drinking a handle bottle of liquor at the first sign of flu or cold symptoms, bringing your blood alcohol level to about .35, and killing any germs present in the human body.
Glen, "man James you looked like shit yesterday, I was sure you were coming down with that nasty flu that's going around."
James, "I was, but I did a Medicinal Bender by drinking a handle of Beam, killed all those germs before I woke up!"
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A hell hole in the ground, too much drama and the schools are terrible. Take me away from this place! D:
He lives in the Hat? Lol, he's never getting out of there! Medicine Hat sucks!
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Mental fogginess resulting from having taken cold/flu medicine. Common side effect of certain antihistamines.
"I took some NyQuil and now I have medicine head like you wouldn't believe. Everything feels and looks surreal -- but at least I can breathe without coughing."
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Kim: Im feeling a little under the weather
Tom: Take some shots of bad medicine
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The specialty of doctors who manage the unusual conditions brought on by fame. Entertainment doctors are known for knowing exactly how much morphine to prescribe for a broken nail.
Anna Nicole's doctor specialized in entertainment medicine. I wonder if my insurance covers that?
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Due to medical care being unaffordable, people, unfortunately, turn towards treating themselves rather than seek professional medical care. For example; stitching a severe cut yourself, setting a dislocated joint yourself, casting broken limbs yourself, practicing surgical operations on yourself or illegally upon others, illegally sharing or obtaining prescribed pharmaceutical drugs or using natural remedies such as plants or oils to treat symptoms for any aches, pains, poisons, or traumas.
Since John cannot afford health insurance or to see a doctor, he practices Frontier Medicine to treat any injuries he sustains himself.
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have a guy ejaculate into a container of some sort, then take buckleys cough medicine and pour it into another.
Then YOU decide if they look the same or not.
girl 1: oh man i have such a sore throat and im out of my persscription!
guy 1: don't worry, i'll fll your perscription for free with some of my buckleys medicine babe.
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