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C Meister

The C Meister
One of the several minions of the Hiro Meister, the Head of the Azn Chopstick Mafia. This so called C Meister, got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on Feb. 6th, 2008. The C Meister is well known for getting her ankles broken by the Hiro Meister. Everybody knows that the C Meister doesn't stand a chance against the legendary Hiro Meister, but the C Meister "claims" that she can ball him up any day. The C Meister likes to live in the refrigerators of Azn families expecting to find Azn foods such as, sushi, ramen noodles, fried rice, Hiro Meister's cat "Smokey", dogs, and of course whales.

The C Meister Basketall Stats:

Leading scorer of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading assists of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading turnovers of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading attempted shots of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Give a round of applause to The C Meister!
*applause*

Oh yea! Almost forgot... Haylie won "The Shittiest Player of the Year" award!

by The Hiro Meister February 16, 2008

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Clunge-meister general

The natural charmer in a group of friends, usually surrounded by a horde of starry eyed girls drooling over him.

Speaker 1: Have you seen Jamie anywhere?

Speaker 2: The Clunge-meister general? Yeah he's in the middle of those screaming girls over there.

by JHold93 February 8, 2011

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Josh Meister Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.

That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!

by all jacked up on mountain dew August 31, 2009

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toe tappin burger meister

A Term used by Peter Griffen uses in place of "Gay". As seen in the episode "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"

Yea we can do that, unless your a toe tappin burger meister.

by Trip Tannen May 27, 2008

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pansy ass puss meister

A guy and/or girl who exceeds the limits placed on a douchebag and douchenozzle. Usually a guy who lacks the ability to even ask a girl out.

Sara: So he wouldn't EVEN ask me out! That's how shy he is.
DeDe: That kid sounds like a pansy ass puss meister to me.

by Shalickwa September 19, 2009

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The Luda Meister

You know Ludacris, he one of Atlanta’s most popular rappers, was in the song Yeah! By usher and played Tej in Fast and Furious… Yah that’s him.

The Luda meister got ‘me feeling so randy 😩

by Donnie777 May 8, 2022


Beslik Meister

His lifestyle varies between Arnobel and the Geissens.
Hes rolling like polyurethane.
Because his flex consumption depends on stream money, he won't upload his tracks to soundcloud.
If you ask a girl: "Who's your favourite rapper?", she will answer: "Beslik Meister".
He's a member of a legendary group named "Boloboys".

Baby, wer's dein Lieblingsrapper? Sie sagt „Beslik Meister“

Beslik hat wieder gedroppt, ah
Kaputte Kids hör'n sich die Tracks an (Eh)

Leute fragen "beslik, wat geht?", ich sag nix

by HansFranzHansFranz November 22, 2021